Is it just me, or did the whole 2004 Olympic opening ceremony seem like the planner was smoking weed or drinking absinthe when he or she came up with the entire show? I mean, the whole spectacle seemed to show signs of drug use or hallucinations. Evidence is everywhere:

- When they displayed the simple statue of a face, a small rave-like laser show was showing on top of it. Clear signs of pleasing the people who do ecstasy.

- The whole breaking of the statue into other recognizable statues like the David could only have been thought of by someone smoking weed. The trippyness would surely blow the minds of someone on weed at the time.

- The flying blue dude (I call him ‘the lesser known Pervert Smurf,’ after he took off the pregnant lady’s clothes). Come on, he’s a clear indication of some major drug-induced thinking. His appearance possibly harks back to the fairy you see when you drink some absinthe. His ‘airwalk’ was another way to trip out those weed smokers, as well.

- The incredibly trippy human statues. Okay, I admit seeing all those white statues shocked even me when they started moving. I still think a drug-induced person thought it up.

- The cube guy. Ok, you all heard the commentator’s explanation of what it was supposed to represent. I don’t think any of us can see that representation in the cube guy. He’s just walking on a cube. I think it represents the organizer’s addiction to crack and how he or she can’t walk around without crack as his or her foundation. (On a side-note, did you see the cube guy slip and fall?)

- The flaming olympic symbol. Does this represent satanic worship inside the olympics?

- The 3D DNA strand. Again using the lasers, the organizers appeased the ecstasy ravers. I gotta admit though, it was a pretty trippy sight, even for us non-druggies.

- Bjork. Need I say more? Only someone taking some drugs would let her sing at the Olympics.

- The ULTIMATE sign the organizer was smoking weed was the huge olympic torch. I’m pretty sure everyone could see that the olympic torch was designed after a huge rolled up joint. The organizer clearly wanted to portray the weed’s message of ‘Light me!’ by bending down to the guy with a light. I wonder how the Olympic committee let this message slip through their censors? Here’s a picture to prove it was modeled after a stick of weed:

Forget the whole athlete steroid abuse scandals! We need answers about the mind-state of the opening ceremony organizer!

And it’s lying somewhere here. Can you find it? ^_^